Fodder #2 (or Poo #2)

I was surprised to see this on the box of nappies I bought the other day:

“Bowel movement“? What happened to “poo”? Are we not allowed to say “poo” anymore? I thought bowel movements were something old people did (had? made?) while everyone else pooed, but apparently I was (or now am – have the rules changed? DID I MISS THE MEMO?!) wrong. And now I’m not sure if animals poo or do (have? make?) bowel movements…

Child: What’s that down there, next to the path?

Parent: That’s a dog’s bowel movement.

Child: And what’s that white, runny thing on the side of that car?

Parent: That, my dear, is the bowel movement of a bird.

Can we go back to “poo,” please? I like “poo” better.

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I’d have added these clips to the Poo post, if it hadn’t taken me OVER A YEAR to get the videos from my phone to my computer.

 (Just quietly, HOW CUTE WAS MO?!)