Conversations with the kids #1

Moses telling Hazel a story

Hazel: Aaaaargh! What is this spider-like thing attacking my face?!

Me: That’s your hand.

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Mo: Can we touch tongues?

Alan: [Laughs] No! You should save that for someone special.

Mo: But you’re special…

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Hazel: Mmm! What do you call this smooth and tasty ball upon which I’m snacking? Om nom nom. Om nom nom nom.

Me: That’s your hand.