Alan: Do you like telling everybody you’ve got a
Hazel?
Mo: Yeah.
Alan: Is that because you love Hazel?
Mo: Yeah.
Alan: I love Hazel too.
Mo: Then tell everybody!
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Mo: [Pointing to a picture of a sandal-clad woman] Why is she wearing funny shoes like God’s?
Me: Like God’s?
Mo: Yeah.
Me: Where did you see God’s shoes?
Mo: On his feet.
Brilliant :) That second one reminds me of the old joke: "Where does Caesar keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies." :D
ReplyDeleteI want god sandals
ReplyDeleteWonderful!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a backup of your blog. Or, at least, a record of these very cute conversations.