Mo: Mum, I feel crook.
Me [laughing]: You feel a bit crook, do you?
Mo: Yes. What does ‘crook’ mean?
Mo: Nanna, can you make me a dress?
Nanna: Little boys don’t wear dresses!
Mo: When I’m a big boy can you make me a dress?
Mo [looking at a photo of policemen]: Why are they wearing hats?
Maddi: They all wear hats to protect their heads.
Mo: From magpies?