This man cracks me up

Me: I don’t think “impaling yourself in the eye” is a term.

My husband: Yeah, but you don’t think “heart attack doctor” is a term either, so I’m starting to doubt your linguistic abilities.

I've just been looking through all of the silly photos I have of my husband (there are many) and noticed a striking resemblance between one of him from 2007 and Barry Morgan, the hilarious and lovable organist from Spicks and Specks:

Don't you think?!

For the record, I just checked the dictionary and it seems you can ‘impale’ yourself in the eye. Don't tell my husband.