ME: Hi, could you please tell me how much it costs to hire a car seat per day?
HER: It’s $10.10 per day. Would you like me to work out how much it’ll be for the car as well?
ME: Sure! [Provides relevant details]
HER: Okay, so it’ll be $4 bajillion. Oh, and we don’t have any car seats for those dates you’ve given me.
ME: Right. Wait - $4 bajillion? The website says $3 bajillion…?
HER: Yes, it’s cheaper to book online. But if you want to guarantee a car I can book it for you right now?
ME: But you don’t have car seats for the dates I’ll need them for…
HER: That’s right. But for $6.60 per day you can hire a stroller! Would you like me to book for you?
ME: Um. NO THANKS.