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Me: What’s the time?
Alan: New time or old time?
Me: New time.
Alan: It’s 2 o’clock.
Me: Is it 2-but-feels-like-3 o’clock, or is it 2-but-feels-like-1 o’clock?
Alan: Well, it’s 1 o’clock old time, but I can’t tell you how it feels. What
time does it feel like to you?
Me: It feels like 4 o’clock.
I know! I am so confused - figuring out when naptime would be today took ages!
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